Kids, Can You Answer These Riddles?
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his lousy summer
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
What goes up but never comes down?
What gets wetter the more time it dries?
What New York building has the most stories?
How many men have been born in Alaska?
None. Only small babies
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts
What do you call an ice cream truck operator?
A sundae driver
There were 2 ducks in front of a duck,
and 2 ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle.
How many ducks were there?
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly
What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
Why was the baby ant confused?
All of its uncles were ants
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
SpongeBob Smarty Pants
What type of flower do you always wear?
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment
and never in a thousand years?
The letter 'M'
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday,
stay two days and ride out on Friday?
The cowboy's horse's name is Friday
What is so fragile, even saying its name can break it?
What 7 letters did Old Mother Hubbard say
when she opened her cupboard?
O I C U R M T !
Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?
Because they are too (two) tired
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine (7 ate 9)
What do you call a song about a car?
A car tune (cartoon)
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy
Pronounced as one letter but I'm written with three,
only two different letters are used to make me.
I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue and gray.
I'm read from both ends and the same either way.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank
What did the leg bone say to the foot?
Stick with me and you'll go places